Joke of the week:
A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, "That'll be $1.49."
The duck replies, "Put it on my bill!"

And since that one was especially stupid, here's another:
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

So, my birthday is on July 4th. I'll be 16, and I'm super excited

I don't think I've ever been more excited (and selfish) about a birthday before. I usually ask my parents to give the money to charity, but this year it was basically "I WANT STUFF!" There was specific stuff, but I'll bore you with that later.

And do sweet sixteens always come with a cute boy/girl? Because I'm getting one for me birthday

I found the best fashion blog in the world! If you are at all interested in the high fashion world, please take a look. It's fabulous! [link]

And I just gave myself a hair wrap. it looks awesome!